So, I went to get a pedicure earlier today, because I'm a princess and I can, and as soon as I walked in the door of the place, this girl starts asking me if I want my eyebrows, lip and legs waxed, if I want fake nails or maybe a manicure. I politely tell her "no, I just want a pedicure, thank you." So she points to the row of pedicure chairs and tells me to sit wherever. A few minutes later, I'm sitting in the fun chair and a different lady is rubbing salt stuff on my legs and massaging my calves (which feels so yummy) and the girl who had accosted me with the list of available services when I walked in sits down next to her. She hoists her leg up on one of the chairs and starts picking at her toes. Yuck. But then her pant leg fell back (she had her leg way up there) and I almost screeched. Her legs were HAIRY! I mean, not just a little stubble. I mean full on, haven't been shaved or waxed in years, you could braid it and make rope with it, hairy. So I sat there for the rest of the pedicure, creeped out, thinking, if you're in this business, wouldn't you use the services you are selling? Wouldn't that make sense? I mean, what the hell would make me let you put hot wax on my legs and rip it off if you aren't even willing to do it yourself? I don't think I'll go back. I'll find somewhere else to be a princess, thank you very much.
