Thursday, October 30, 2008

The only thing about this presidential race

that I will miss when it's over, is the funny.
Like this:


I love everything about this video. But I especially love the moosehead-wearing piano player guy. You sir, are hilarious and awesome!

(found here by way of my friend Kim's net surfing!)

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Cakes! I Makez Dem!

I like to make cakes. For every birthday, I make a special cake for each of my boys in whatever shape they choose. I make them for other occasions too.
I've made Spiderman: which I can't find a picture of.

A Lightening McQueen:

A green Power Ranger:

Pablo the Backyardigan:


A flaming sword:


A corset cake for my sister's bridal shower:


And the other day, I made a yarn cake:

I am so flippin' proud of this cake! It's the first time I've made a cake with any kind of 3-D element on it. And it actually looks like what it's supposed to look like, unless my friends are just humoring me :)!
There's no real reason for this post, other than that I'm all geeked out over my cakes, and kinda wondering if I should make them more than just a hobby. They are fun to make, and relatively easy, but they are time consuming and can be expensive, and I have no idea what kind of a market there is for stuff like this. I do know that the laws in Cali make it virtually impossible for me to run a legitimate cake business out of my home, because it's just not big enough and I only have on kitchen, so it would be complicated.
Anyway, that's just one of the things occupying space in my brain. No matter what I decide to do, my kids still get killer cakes for their birthdays, and I have fun making them. :)
Peace out, homies.
L

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Doodads and Dicks

My kids are on one HELL of a roll. Let me explain and expound:

My affinity for the word douchebag is well documented. I use it aaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time. When someone cuts me off in traffic, does something completely tarded, or just generally annoys me, that's what flies out of my mouth. My love for that word is second only to my love of the f-bomb-which I don't use as frequently in real life because of the boys. I generally try to edit myself around them anyway, but in the car, sometimes things happen. So today, we're driving to the grocery store. It's just me and Oscar running down the road for a quick trip. Some troll cuts me off, and I honk. I didn't say anything, but swerved to avoid an accident. What do I hear from the back seat? My sweet little boy yelling "Nooooooooooooooooo! Doodad! Noooooooooo!" And I looked in the rearview to see him pointing his finger out the window and scrunching up his face as he shook his angry little fist at the offending 'doodad'. I will now sit quietly and await my appointment as mother of the year for teaching my kid how to say douchebag before he can say his own name.

Pt. 2 of my parenting greatness:
Victor has been having a terrible time in school with all things involving writing. He hates it. He hates any activity that requires him to hold a pencil or a crayon, because it means he can't hold a toy or a ball or run around and be his crazy self. So it's been a struggle to get him to do his homework. The only reading his teacher gives him is reading, but I know my son, and I know he needs more. So we do handwriting, math, phonics, and a couple of other kinds of homework every day. Today went pretty well. Victor was feeling SO good about himself and his homework because he got his pattern activity done quickly and without whining. Then I taught him how to draw a five-point star. He thought that was THE coolest thing ever and proceeded to draw them all over everything. And then, to show me his appreciation, he drew me a picture. Now, given that he HATES drawing and writing, this is a HUGE deal! Right? Right. So when he presented me with his lovingly crafted drawing, I HAD to make sure he knew how much I loved it and him, and that the drawing was beautiful. But, I'm a dick.
I couldn't not laugh. So I laughed, and clapped, and told him how great it was. And then, because I couldn't STOP laughing, I grabbed him and hugged him extra tight and extra long. So now, it's official. I'm a dick.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

I don't care if she WAS on SNL last night,

Sarah Palin is still a douche. I'd love to sing her this song.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dear Angry Teachermen,

Get over yourselves. You can't stage a revolt. You're not an oppressed people. What you are is a bunch of middle-aged, middle-class, overly privileged white guys with a sense of entitlement dwarfed only by your egos. What you are is immature. What you're doing is not a revolt. It won't bring about change. It won't improve conditions for your "people". It's a tantrum. You're toddlers. I've half a mind to bring you blankies and binkies next time we meet. If you don't want to do the job, get the fuck out and make room for someone who does. Let the young and still-hopeful take your place. Your crust is starting to ooze, and the kids can tell. They don't respond to you because you don't know them, and you don't care. Why should they? It's apparent you've decided what they're capable of (nothing), what their value is (nothing still). What reason do you give them to try? At the end of the day, you're there for the pay check, and they're there for a safe place to be. So much wasted time. So many lost opportunities. I'm a grown ass woman, and I find it difficult to refrain from punching you in the throat when we're together. I can't imagine how the kids manage to. Your arrogance and ineptitude let off a stink that wafts for miles. It pollutes the air and clouds your judgement. And I,for one, am tired of it. The kids deserve better. The school deserves better. Everyone deserves better than your toxic contributions can give them. So go. For the love of Pete, go. Stage your tantrum on the front lawns and walk off. No one will be sad to see you leave, least of all "those damn kids."

Sincerely,

That bitch who still gives a shit.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

If I could pick my grandmother

I'd pick Helen!

Voter Registration Deadlines

The deadline to register to vote in north carolina is TOMORROW!
Friday Oct 10th. It's also the deadline tomorrow and Saturday in
other states: VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINE THIS WEEK: FRIDAY, 10
OCTOBER: NEW YORK, OKLAHOMA. SATURDAY, 11 OCTOBER IS DEADLINE FOR
DELAWARE.

Early voting, are you registered to vote, where do you vote info, and a list of all of the offices of the Secretaries of State here:
Rock the Vote


VR deadlines for all states are below. IF YOU DON'T SEE YOUR STATE,
YOUR DEADLINE HAS PASSED
State - Voter Registration Deadline

Alabama - Fri, Oct. 24
California - Mon, Oct. 20
Connecticut - Tues, Oct. 21
Delaware - Sat, Oct. 11
Idaho - Register at Polls
Iowa - Fri, Oct. 24 (or on Election Day at polling place)
Kansas - Mon, Oct. 20
Maine - Tue, Oct. 21 (or on Election Day at polling place)
Maryland - Tue, Oct. 14
Massachusetts - Wed, Oct. 15
Minnesota - Same Day Registration at polling place
Montana - Mon, Oct. 6 (or same day at elections office)
Nebraska - Fri, Oct. 24 (mail by Fri, Oct. 17)
Nevada - Tue, Oct. 4 (or in person until Oct. 14)
New Hampshire - Same Day
New Jersey - Tues, Oct. 14
New York - Fri, Oct. 10
North Carolina -Fri, Oct. 10
North Dakota - N/A (North Dakota is the only state that doesn't require voters to register in order to cast a ballot.)
Oklahoma -Fri, Oct. 10
Oregon - Tue, Oct. 14
South Dakota - Mon, Oct. 20
Utah - Mon, Oct. 6 or in person Tue, Oct. 28
Vermont - Wed, Oct. 29
Washington - Sat, Oct. 4 (or until Mon, Oct. 20 in person)
West Virginia - Wed, Oct. 15
Wisconsin - Wed, Oct. 15 (or on Election Day at polling place)
Wyoming - Can register at polls

Don't let them take YOUR vote away! Check your voter registration!

Some voter registrations have been invalidated in MICHIGAN, OHIO, INDIANA, COLORADO, NEVADA, NORTH CAROLINA by "clerical error".

Yeah. Right.



Article from NY Times: http://www. msnbc. msn. com/id/27093919/
States' purges of voter rolls appear illegal

By Ian Urbina

updated 10:06 p.m. MT, Wed., Oct.
8, 2008
Tens of thousands of eligible voters in at least six swing states have been removed from the rolls or have been blocked from registering in ways that appear to violate federal law, according to a review of state records and Social Security data by The New York Times.

The actions do not seem to be coordinated by one party or the other, nor do they appear to be the result of election officials intentionally breaking rules, but are apparently the result of mistakes in the handling of the registrations and voter files as the states tried to comply with a 2002 federal law, intended to overhaul the way elections are run.

Still, because Democrats have been more aggressive at registering new voters this year, according to state election officials, any heightened screening of new applications may affect their party’s supporters disproportionately. The screening and trimming of voter registration lists in the six states — Colorado, Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, Nevada and North Carolina — could also result in problems at the polls on Election Day: people who have been removed from the rolls are likely to show up only to be challenged by political party officials or election workers, resulting in confusion, long lines and heated tempers.


Some states allow such voters to cast provisional ballots. But they are often not counted because they require added verification.

Although much attention this year has been focused on the millions of new voters being added to the rolls by the candidacy of Senator Barack Obama, there has been far less notice given to the number of voters being dropped from those same rolls.

States have been trying to follow the Help America Vote Act of 2002 and remove the names of voters who should no longer be listed; but for every voter added to the rolls in the past two months in some states, election officials have removed two, a review of the records shows.

The six states seem to be in violation of federal law in two ways. Some are removing voters from the rolls within 90 days of a federal election, which is not allowed except when voters die, notify the authorities that they have moved out of state, or have been declared unfit to vote.

Some of the states are improperly using Social Security data to verify registration applications for new voters.

In addition to the six swing states, three more states appear to be violating federal law. Alabama and Georgia seem to be improperly using Social Security information to screen registration applications from new voters. And Louisiana appears to have removed thousands of voters after the federal deadline for taking such action. Under federal law, election officials are supposed to use the Social Security database to check a registration application only as a last resort, if no record of the applicant is found on state databases, like those for driver’s licenses or identification cards.

The requirement exists because using the federal database is less reliable than the state lists, and is more likely to incorrectly flag applications as invalid. Many state officials seem to be using the Social Security lists first.

In the year ending Sept. 30, election officials in Nevada, for example, used the Social Security database more than 740,000 times to check voter files or registration applications and found more than 715,000 nonmatches, federal records show. Election officials in Georgia ran more than 1.9 million checks on voter files or voter registration applications and found more than 260,000 nonmatches.

Officials of the Social Security Administration, presented with those numbers, said they were far too high to be cases where names were not in state databases. They said the data seem to represent a violation of federal law and the contract the states signed with the agency to use the database. Last week, after the inquiry by The Times, Michael J. Astrue, the commissioner of the Social Security Administration, alerted the Justice Department to the problem and sent letters to election officials in Alabama, Georgia, Indiana, Nevada, North Carolina and Ohio. The letters, which express concern that voters will be blocked from voting because of the inappropriate use of Social Security information, ask the officials to ensure they are complying with federal law.

In three states — Colorado, Louisiana and Michigan — the number of people purged from the election rolls since Aug. 1 far exceeds the number who may have died or relocated during that period.

States may be improperly removing voters who have moved within the state, election experts said, or who are considered inactive because they have failed to vote in two consecutive federal elections. For example, major voter registration drives have been held this year in Colorado, which has also had a significant population increase since the last presidential election, but the state has recorded a net loss of nearly 100,000 voters from its rolls since 2004.


Asked about the appearance of voter law violations, Rosemary E. Rodriguez, the chairwoman of the federal Election Assistance Commission, which oversees elections, said they could present “extremely serious problems.

“The law is pretty clear about how states can use Social Security information to screen registrations and when states can purge their rolls,” Ms. Rodriguez said.

Nevada officials said the large number of Social Security checks had resulted from county clerks entering Social Security numbers and driver’s license numbers in the wrong fields before records were sent to the state. They could not estimate how many records might have been affected by the problem, but they said it was corrected several weeks ago.


Other states described similar problems in entering data.

Under the Help America Vote Act, all states were required to build statewide electronic voter registration lists to standardize and centralize voter records that had been kept on the local level. To prevent ineligible voters from casting a ballot, states were also required to clear the electronic lists of duplicates, people who had died or moved out of state, or who had become ineligible for other reasons.

Voting rights groups and federal election officials have raised concerns that the methods used to add or remove names vary by state and are conducted with little oversight or transparency. Many states are purging their lists for the first time and appear to be unfamiliar with the 2002 federal law.

“Just as voting machines were the major issue that came out of the 2000 presidential election and provisional ballots were the big issue from 2004, voter registration and these statewide lists will be the top concern this year,” said Daniel P. Tokaji, a law professor at Ohio State University.

Voting rights groups have urged voters to check their registrations with local officials.

In Michigan, some 33,000 voters were removed from the rolls in August, a figure that is far higher than the number of deaths in the state during the same period — about 7,100 — or the number of people who moved out of the state — about 4,400, according to data from the Postal Service.

In Colorado, some 37,000 people were removed from the rolls in the three weeks after July 21. During that time, about 5,100 people moved out of the state and about 2,400 died, according to postal data and death records.

In Louisiana, at least 18,000 people were dropped from the rolls in the five weeks after July 23. Over the same period, at least 1,600 people moved out of state and at least 3,300 died.

The secretaries of state in Michigan and Colorado failed to respond to requests for comment. A spokesman for the Louisiana secretary of state said that about half of the numbers of the voters removed from the rolls were people who moved within the state or who died. The remaining 11,000 or so people seem to have been removed by local officials for other reasons that were not clear, the spokesman said.

The purge estimates were calculated using data from state election officials, who produce a snapshot every month or so of the voter rolls with details about each registered voter on record, making it possible to determine how many have been removed.

The Times’s methodology for calculating the purge estimates was reviewed by two voting experts, Kimball Brace, the director of Election Data Services, a Washington consulting firm that tracks voting trends, and R. Michael Alvarez, a political science professor at the California Institute of Technology.

By using the Social Security database so extensively, states are flagging extra registrations and creating extra work for local officials who are already struggling to process all the registration applications by Election Day.

“I simply don’t have the staff to keep up,” said Ann McFall, the supervisor of elections in Volusia County, Fla.

It takes 10 minutes to process a normal registration and up to a week to deal with a flagged one, said Ms. McFall, a Republican, adding that she was receiving 100 or so flagged registrations a week.

Usually, when state election officials check a registration and find that it does not match a database entry, they alert local election officials to contact the voter and request further proof of identification. If that is not possible, most states flag the voter file and require identification from the voter at the polling place.

In Florida, Iowa, Louisiana and South Dakota, the problem is more serious because voters are not added to the rolls until the states remove the flags.

Ms. McFall said she was angry to learn from the state recently that it was her responsibility to contact each flagged voter to clear up the discrepancies before Election Day. “This situation with voter registrations is going to land us in court,” she said.

In fact, it already has. In Michigan and Florida, rights groups are suing state officials, accusing them of being too aggressive in purging voter rolls and of preventing people from registering.

In Georgia, the Justice Department is considering legal action against officials in Cobb and Cherokee Counties who sent letters to hundreds of voters stating that their voter registrations had been flagged and telling them they cannot vote until they clear up the discrepancy.

On Monday, the Ohio Republican Party filed a motion in federal court against the secretary of state to get the list of all names that have been flagged by the Social Security database since Jan. 1. The motion seeks to require that any voter who does not clear up a discrepancy be required to vote using a provisional ballot.



Republicans said in the motion that it is central to American democracy that nonqualified voters be forbidden from voting.

The Ohio secretary of state, Jennifer Brunner, a Democrat, said in court papers that she believes the Republicans are seeking grounds to challenge voters and get them removed from the rolls.

Considering that in the past year the state received nearly 290,000 nonmatches, such a plan could have significant impact at the polls.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

I'm not a Republican. I've known for most of my life that that was not the party for me. But I have to admit, that when the rumors started buzzing that the Republican Presidential Nominee was going to select a woman as his running mate, my interest was piqued. When I saw what he actually picked, my interest was no longer piqued, but my sensibilities were offended. Sarah Palin isn't a woman. She's a jack ass. She's a mockery of femininity and progress. She's a half-wit and an insult to thinking women everywhere. I've yet to hear her form a complete sentence that didn't include something scripted for her, something obviously memorized or read from a teleprompter. I've yet to hear her describe HER opinions or thoughts on the state of the world and/or this Nation today without making a gigantic ass out of herself. You can see Russia from your house, really? Really. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the puppetry. I'm tired of the objectification of women that is so institutionalized and common place that Sarah Palin can meet with leaders from all over the world, and the ONLY comment to come out of those meetings that makes a headline is that she's gorgeous. We really haven't come that far after all if the only thing she had to contribute to those meetings was her pretty face.
Aside from her constant demonstration of her lack of political/world knowledge and her seeming approval of the way she's been used and marketed by "her" party and running mate, I find Sarah Palin's politics objectionable. She is an enemy to and hater of women everywhere. How else can you explain charging rape victims for their exams? How else can you explain her fervent anti-choice stance? How else can you explain expecting rape vicitims to carry the pregnancies resulting from their rape to term? How ELSE do you explain forcing your teenage daughter to marry a boy who doesn't want her or the child he helped create?
Sarah Palin is wasteful and negligent in her professional practices. ($20 Million deficit after her mayorship anyone?).
She's a predator (because hunting from a helicopter is totally fair and fun!)
Sarah Palin is a jackass. And McCain is a tool. If this:
is the best he could find when searching for a woman to select as his VP candidate, he obviously doesn't know that there is a difference between being female and being a woman, nor does he care.
She may have a box, but she couldn't find her way out of one if you drew her a map. Let's hope that her stupidity continues to shine through the lipstick, and that this hockey hog goes far far away once the election is over.
McCain never stood a chance of getting my vote anyway, but with this he has earned my disgust.