I'm lame sauce.

And totally last in posting this tagalicious blog, but here ya go.

The rules in this game of tag are simple -- once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.

Thank MJ:

1. Brussel sprouts were my favorite food when I was a kid. I still love them, even though they smell like ass and give me gas.

2. I have a handful of secrets. I fantasize about making postcards for them and sending them to Postsecret, but I'm too much of a pussy to actually do it.

3. I have an uncanny ability to drive people away. I don't even realize I'm doing it until they're gone, or pretty well on their way and it's too late to change it.

4. I am amazed every.single. day. that I have friends. (see 3)

5. I need my alone time. If I don't get at least an hour by myself every day, I get very, very grumpy. I'm pretty convinced this makes me a bad mom some days.

6. I have a double jointed jaw.

7. I am an angry person.

8. I am more than slightly obsessed with the show "Ninja Warrior" on G4. The would-be ninjas are HILARIOUS!

9. If I have a day where I don't feel like going to work, I sing the Batman theme in my head while I'm getting ready for work and pretend I am Batman, preparing to battle evil. My car has been the Batmobile a lot lately.

10. I exist in a state of organized chaos. Everything goes into piles. It looks like a complete mess, but I know exactly where everything is and in which pile it's hiding. Except on my kitchen counter. That's a disaster area I have no control over.

Riveting, no? I'm not tagging anyone. If you feel compelled to do this, knock yourself out.